Stuart Wallace Email & Phone Number

France

Nailing dishes to walls or hanging from a chimney since 2005. Thousands of installations and service calls within France. Compared to my previous jobs, this one is much better. Well, I say much, but given the chance, a lottery win would still be preferable. But I guess that applies to all of us really doesn't it? Get to dress down everyday, which interestingly enough, I may have invented the concept of in my first job in the City of London. It's only when you look that you realise how much of a visionary you were. Oh yeah, sorry. I also install satellite broadband systems and 4G systems. Er, that's it. Thanks for looking.

London, England, United Kingdom

My main responsibility was being back from lunch by 2pm each day. I was very bad at this. Or good at not doing it. I guess it depends on which side of the bar you sit. Didn't like the job and would never do it again. So, please don't headhunt me, even though you clearly want to. If you didn't, you wouldn't be reading this. Was responsible for staff performance reviews. I know they took me to the pub to bribe me with beer, but I saw through this and went along with it anyway. Softly softly and all that. Probably did some work which was of some importance, but if I did, I assure you it was not intentional. Probably best I left when I did.

London, England, United Kingdom

Did credit risk analysis on lending applications from the Treasury dept. These reports went to the Bank's Credit Commmmm......zzzzzzzzzzzzz, god this is boring. Why would anyone bother doing this? Attended credit risk meetings and met Fred Goodwin. Nice fella, expect he did very well for the bank. Hope he's still in charge. Lots of interesting ideas. I also visited lots of pubs in the City of London and luckily got to move offices a few times, which increased the number of pubs I could enjoy. Again, some useful work may have been done but I'm not the sort of person to shout about it.

London, England, United Kingdom

This is where the magic started. Can't really remember the job, but I do remember Arsenal winning the league at Anfield just a few days later! 'He put the ball in the scouser's net, Mickey Thomas!!!' Anyway, did a few things that somehow kept me in the riveting world of international banking. God I regret it. Oh, and you should have seen me in my first suit. Oh my. How I longed for the world of dress down, even though it wasn't really a thing at that time. Maybe I invented it? Should I add that to my career history?

Nope. Was A Terrible Experience., Ten Pin Bowling Mostly. Was Quite Good., Yeah, Right!

Activities and Societies: None. It was rubbish. My mate had a car though so we could go out and forget to come back.

Ha Ha!!!, Everything. It'S A School.

Activities and Societies: Played every game in the league winning football team in the final year. See, I did a thing....