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Window WasherMysterious Trousers Aug 2009 - PresentUs Of AWe saw some opportunities. They were like shimmering waves of gold. We frickin' rode those waves so hard that they ceased to be waves. In the end, all that was left was a glowing ember, some Cheetos and a bag of hurt for All Those Who Would Front. -
Voiceover ArtistMonster Trucks & Flamezzz, Llc Jun 2016 - PresentTexarkana, Texas AreaAt Monster Trucks & Flamezzz, there's a serious need to "amp up" the emotions of potential customers as well as those participating in our various programmes. I've spent the last year taking the mousy, soft-talking recordings of our announcers and re-recording them for use in commercials and shows. Whether repeating the date of the show multiple times (sunday Sunday SUNDAY) or emitting low-frequency growls, I bring a sense of confidence and domination to our brand.
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Hat ModelSo Many Hats, Inc. Aug 2015 - Jun 2016El Paso, Texas AreaI know that being a model brings a lot of cachet and status, but you should know right off that I never allowed the prestige of my job change me. I still put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. Being a hat model has its challenges, however. You really have to try and BE the hat, if that makes sense. It's not acting, per se, but more like "Method Modeling."
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Metal StylistThe Metal Company, Inc. Jun 2015 - Aug 2015Everett, WashingtonThe Metal Company is a niche supplier of gluten-free, artisan metals and alloys to the hipster welding industry. As a metal stylist, my job was to cut samples, shine and buff them and/or add the right amount of rust and other oxidation to them for photography and video productions.
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Assistant ScientistYorkshire Ornithological Location And Origination Laboratory Apr 2010 - Oct 2012Yorkshire, EnglandPerformed a number of critical experiments on geese and finches.
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Co Founder1-800-My-Rabbi Jul 2008 - Mar 2010Brooklyn, New YorkStarted a service helping to bring ecclesiastical leadership *to* the people, rather than the other way around. Before selling the company to Google, our contractors performed literally dozens of mitzvahs of all kinds.
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Sheep WhispererWool Socks Unlimited Nov 2006 - Jun 2008Auckland, New ZealandBefore my arrival, the quality of the socks was abysmal. The company initiated several studies including one utilizing animal hypnotherapy to discover the problem. It was determined that the poor quality was due to anger and frustration in the general sheep population. I was brought on and immediately enacted a program utilizing audio tracks by multi-platinum recording artists such as Yanni and Enya. Immediately, the wool quality improved and the sheep stopped angrily pawing the ground which was also creating some erosion issues.
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Director Of CommunicationsThe Brunch And Afternoon Tea Company, Ltd. Apr 2003 - Nov 2006Liverpool, United KingdomWhen I started, the company specialized in breakfast, lunch and dinner. It was called "The Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner Company." I immediately recognized the underserved "in-between" meals and helped them make the transition to this incredible new market. I also tried to communicate since that was my official title at the time. If you ever want proof, I can show you some emails where I communicated.
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Chief Of StaffHamsandwichestogo.Io Mar 2002 - Mar 2003Tularosa, New MexicoWell there were a lot of staffs and I was their chief. Also I can't even count on both hands how many ham sandwiches we delivered. It was a LOT.
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Part-Time LecturerFourth Eighth Credit Union Feb 2002 - Mar 2002Gaastra, MichiganSpent a month lecturing. There was so much lecturing happening, that at one point, they had to start up another lecture just to ease the strain. Received several sitting ovations.
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Director Of AveragesThe Institute Of Normalization Jan 2001 - Jan 2002Ottawa Brook, Nova ScotiaPrimary duties included flattening of wavy lines. Also took a lead role on sound balancing, taxonomic reorganization and suppression of "loftiness." Received award of merit for Excellence in Middling.
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Principal ConsultantOn Sabbatical May 1999 - Jan 2001While on sabbatical, was able to harness my chi in no less than 6 different ways. Also studied under Dr. Kitz Von Schtempel and you know what a big deal that is.
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Valve Timing SpecialistThe Museum Of Natural Gas Mar 1999 - May 1999The OzarksWhen I started, staff knew little to nothing about valve timing regulators (VTRs). Not only did I impart all my copious knowledge on the subject, but successfully trained the entire staff (Bob) on the minutiae of this important and timely subject.
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Senior Vice President Of R&DSalad Topperz Ltd. Dec 1997 - Feb 1999Muskogee, OklahomaWas in charge of the entire R&D division. We R and D'd SO HARD, all day long. Once, totally by accident we stumbled upon using bits of bacon right on TOP of a salad. It was miraculous.
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Vp Of Simian PacificationSkymonkey Llc Jan 1996 - Sep 1997Paris, TexasSpider monkeys can be an agricultural threat but are simply controlled using the chemicals found in several Africanized "drought tolerant" plants including the Sedum Acre. Successfully taught using this method in conjunction with crop dusting planes to the local farmers in Texas.
Rob Foster Skills
Steely Gazes
Ham Sandwiches
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Fashion Yodeling
Rustling
Simian Pacification
Enlightenment
Freestyling
Elevensies
Lecturing
Cribsheets
Ensconcing
Dirigibles
Insomnia
Blowtorches
Third World Revolts
Salad
Frontin'
Stetson Hats
Stippling
Facts
Flattening The Curves
Geese
Philology
Phrenology
Stylin'
Profilin'
Kicking Out All The Jams
Jelly Rolls
Other Sandwiches
Kouing Aman
Plasticene
Les Poissons
Valve Timing Regulators
Manufacturing Of Discontent
Martial Arts Of Finland
The Arts
Insurance Waivers
Leaflets
Walkabouts
Sentience
Border Towns
Lucid Dreaming
Chinese Stars
Garnering Trust Amongst The Rabble
Plaster Of Paris Texas
Krav Magoo
Water Displacement
Rob Foster Education Details
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