First there was Asquith Venture. Then a decade of my time and a lot of OPM disappeared into the punchline of the joke "how do you make a small fortune in Israel?" Then there was Asquith Venture again.
If you're reading this, you fall into one of three categories:
1. You signed up in the heady days of Asquith Israel and you never left. Well, I have some bad news for you.
2. You came here because you're hoping to tap me up for some money. Well, I have some bad news for you.
3. You are a mate or acquaintance of mine, and wondered what I was up to or perhaps was trying to answer the infamous dinner party conversation "what does Michael DO for a living? Well, I have some bad news for you.
Okay but seriously, I manage a small pot of my own capital, dabbling in all kinds of esoteric investments around the world, usually alongside people I know. I don't do unsolicited deals with strangers.
I have a good eye for quirky solutions, to big business problems, deal structure, conflict resolution etc. Whilst I haven't the slightest interest in a job, you're welcome to hire me to help you look at your issues.
My rates are very reasonable - no contractual amount at all except for generous expenses and then you can tip me what you think my advice is worth, in cash and/or kind, on condition that I can make it public (see the little double-edged sword?).
I'm not an input-related guy, so don't expect to see me put in long hours. I'm also not an ops guy so there won't be any implementation or much of a tedious business plan or other write-up. I come by, we shoot the breeze, we unblock the problem, I make it feel like you resolved it for yourself, you wonder how this is worth 5% of your business or a 5-figure sum, I remind you how you felt yesterday, you cough up.
No, few people hire me, because I have a track record of failure running my own business. But that's the point. MY business. And RUNNING it. I'm good at meddling in other people's business.
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Company Details
- Employees
- 4
- Founded
- -
- Address
- St Helier, Je1 1fw, Je
- Industry
- Investment Management
- NAICS
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Other Financial Investment ActivitiesPortfolio ManagementAll Other Financial Investment ActivitiesTrust, Fiduciary, and Custody ActivitiesMiscellaneous Financial Investment Activities
- Website
- asquithisrael.com
- Keywords
- Corporate Finance, Business Development, Investment Advisory, Maverick thinking, Random easter egg tag.
- HQ
- St Helier
Asquith Venture Questions
Asquith Venture's website is asquithisrael.com
Asquith Venture's LinkedIn profile is https://je.linkedin.com/company/asquith
Asquith Venture has
4 employees.
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employees at Asquith Venture.
Asquith Venture's industry is
Investment Management
Asquith Venture's top competitors are
Value Base - ווליו בייס,
Guez Partners,
Smartgen Wealth Management,
Symetrify,
Omni Capital,
Avalon Capital,
Onyx Capital,
Cbre,
Fine | Ai App Building & Management,
Magnolia Capital Partners Llc.
Asquith Venture's categories are Investment Management
Asquith Venture's founding year is 2011
