CopyBiters

Most brands bleed sales because they sound like everyone else.🩸 We help founders, ecom teams, and agencies stop blending in and start biting back—with email, ads, and landing pages that sound like you and sell like crazy. Because “good copy” isn’t just clever. It’s creepy good at knowing what your buyers want—sometimes before they do. What We Sink Our Teeth Into: • Turning bland product pages into cash-grabbing conversion machines • Writing email & SMS flows that drive 20–30% of store revenue • Building cold outreach that gets clicks (not blocked) • Reworking existing copy to find hidden profit Our process? A mix of strategy, voice development, and psychology that makes your customers feel seen—and ready to buy. Recent Bites: • Took a DTC welcome flow from 18% to 31% CTR • Rewrote product page headlines for a CPG brand → 22% lift in AOV • Turned a fitness coach’s ghosted launch list into a $17K email campaign If your emails, landing pages, and product pages don’t sound like you—or worse, don’t sell like they should—let’s fix that. 📧 daniel-riley@copybiters.com 🕯️ DM for a quick copy audit (we don’t bite… unless you need us to)