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To start off, we’re serious about movies. We’re also not serious at all. It’s an inner struggle we have to deal with on a daily basis. We love movies and we love to talk about them in deep, meaningful ways, but we also love seeing a guy’s head get lopped off by a machete. Why does serious appreciation and understanding of the artistic medium of film have to be at odds with serious appreciation of the banality and pure awesomeness of movies? At Flixist, we don’t think it does. We’re here to discuss everything, from the tiniest independent film that you probably won’t hear of again at the latest festival to the biggest blockbuster ever released. From the deconstruction of a film’s mise en scène to the top ten car chases ever put to film. From why the latest action blockbuster sucks so bad to why the latest action blockbuster is the greatest experience you will ever have in a theater. We’ll also be bringing you movie news throughout the day and from around the world. We’ve got writers stationed in countries as far-flung as Canada (and Europe and Australia)! Of course, we won’t just be repeating the information, but injecting our brand of humor and fart jokes into it. Couple this with a plethora of intriguing and recurring feature articles and the in-depth discussion discussed above, and you’ve pretty much got the greatest movie site ever.