I'm Thirsty LLC

We didn’t follow a blueprint. We didn’t craft our story in a boardroom. We’re loud. We’re proud. We’re smooth as hell. And yes—we started as a college joke. We’re the vodka that breaks all the rules, makes people do a double take, laugh out loud, and come back for more. But behind the playful name is something bigger. Jooicy Tits Vodka is a premium, small-batch spirit that’s crafted with care and served with purpose. Distilled in sunny Florida from non-GMO corn and naturally gluten-free, our vodka is ultra-smooth and dangerously drinkable—but this isn’t just about cocktails and a catchy name. It’s about doing good while having a good time. A portion of profits from every bottle and every piece of merch goes directly to breast cancer charities doing amazing things. So whether you’re toasting with your besties, shaking up a dirty martini, or raising funds for a cause that touches SO many—Jooicy Tits Vodka is here for it. We’re shaking up the spirits industry with sass, style, substance, and a whole lot of heart. Please sip responsibly. Jooicy Tits Vodka is female founded and owned. Our vodka is proudly made in Ft. Pierce, FL.