Manley Underwear

It was Fall. 2019. Two buddies, Peter and Paul, are walking along the street. No, this isn’t the opener to a bar joke. Quite the contrary. Fact is, Paul Manley and Peter Neal were going through a tough period that year. Both were struggling with issues around mental health. And so to help each other, these two friends would get their dogs and meet for their “Poop and Sticks” walks. (So called because they agreed, “There's no need to talk about anything except for poop and sticks.”) Well, there’s only so much to say about poop and sticks. Good thing, too, because it led to other topics. And as is often the case, levity can be the best medicine during dire times. It wasn’t long before the conversation topics turned to the absurd. The guys were thinking up all kinds of things to make each other laugh; charcoal filtered underwear, ear wax candles, nose hair braiding spa studios… Pointless, mindless laughter was the point. One morning, Pete came out with a pee spot. (Or was it Paul? The debate rages.) "Hee-hee, wakey-wakey, shakey-shakey...", The spotless teaser teased. "Ah crap...someone should just invent some underweeeeeaaar-hey-wait-a-SECOND!" And BAM!, a chorus of angels rang out, they ran toward each other in slow motion and embraced. They forgot all about Pete & Paul’s Nose Hair Braiding Spa chain. And that’s how the greatest advancement in underwear since the banana hammock came to be. The secret is in our proprietary Presenting Pouch™ with invisible Manley Barrier Technology™. Not only does it keep all your tools and implements lifted, separated and looking their proud best; it also guards against the dreaded Pee Spot. You know the ones...that suddenly make their appearance at the most inopportune times because you rushed or just didn't shake as well as you should have? Time to get Manley. A comfortable pair of underwear that not only makes you look great, but will come through in the clutch when you're in a clinch because you didn't clench.