MarTech Pulse

MarTech Pulse: Because You Definitely Have Time to Read Another Marketing Blog™ Are you a B2B marketer who enjoys being overwhelmed by acronyms and charts with arrows going up? Great. We’re MarTech Pulse — the fastest-growing digital thing that tells marketing people what other marketing people think marketing people should be doing. We’re here to help you “stay ahead of the curve,” “leverage synergies,” and “utilize cutting-edge paradigms” — which is fancy talk for: "Use tech to market stuff and look busy while doing it." Our super serious resources include: Articles written by people who say “omnichannel” with a straight face Whitepapers nobody finishes Webinars where someone’s mic doesn’t work E-books you download but never read Events with badge scanners and cold coffee Topics we pretend to be experts in: Fancy MarTech buzzwords Pressing buttons in Marketo and hoping it works Email blasts that don’t get flagged as spam (yay!) Charts that confuse your boss just enough Automation that still needs five people to run Metrics that mean “kind of working, maybe?” We speak directly to CMOs, VPs, SVPs, and People Who Put “Growth Ninja” on LinkedIn. Our team scours the internet (and sometimes just ChatGPT) to bring you content that sounds important. MarTech Pulse: helping you look smart in meetings since... a few months ago.