Mini Micro Evil

Mini Micro Evil is a non-alcoholic beer, brewed with a pinch of mischief and enjoyed without consequences. It’ll make you go “Finally, a non-alcoholic beer that is actually a beer!” and we’ll be like “Oh stop it you!” and then you’ll go “Give me another!” and we’ll be like “Here you go!”, then we’ll yodel and dance together. Mini Micro Evil is brewed with Alpine water in the Swiss Alps, where we combine classic brewing methods with modern technology to create great tasting beer with only 0.5% alcohol. We use special yeast that creates less alcohol during a closely monitored fermentation phase, which means we don’t do any flavor damaging stuff to reduce the alcohol content. You’re welcome. Can you get drunk from it? Nope. Not even a light buzz. That’s how non-alcoholic beers work. But you’re welcome to psychologically convince yourself that you’re drunk. Is it good? We love it. Our friends love it. Our enemies love it. Try it and tell us if you love it too. Do we make full-on alcohol beer? Nope, non-alcohol beer is our thing. We’re here for the taste, not the buzz.