Pajama Hammocks

We set out to solve a problem: men's loungewear currently consists of ten year old plaid boxers and/or basketball short derivatives. Why shouldn't we be able to get the "sleep in boxers" feel, but also look put-together, confident, and dare I say, attractive heading to bed? Don't men deserve to only change once after work into something that we feel comfortable in as we're Netflixing around, answering the door, or more importantly, a**dragging into Denny's after the prior night-out with the lads? Can't we ever stop getting pestered about picking up our four pairs of basketball shorts that lie dormant on our bedroom floors after we're exhausted from the job we're forced to slave away at because we had a little too much fun in college (like seriously, no one giving any slack for all of the social pressure we endured is really uncool)? The market said no, men, we don't want you to find eternal serenity. However, because conformity has never been in-style, we took matters into our own hands and created a lined, breathable, and - dare I say - attractive, pajama short so innovative and desirable that even Burt Reynolds can't find a job. Fret not, fellow mustache-ionados, the "banana cabanas" that you deserve are here.