Uniscorn Group

Uniscorn was founded at the intersection of global corporate disillusionment and our in-house statistical expertise. Our team consists of Noobel Prize winners from six continents and 5 countries. It was their hypermetropic vision that defined that we should and would be a nonprofit from Day 1. True to their hypotheses, we have built a culture of burning midnight oil and someone’s cash. We transform complex business realities into painfully accurate observations, backed by real data that nobody asked for but everyone needs to hear. Our premier clients include: ➙ Companies that say, "we're like a family" but have a 60% turnover rate ➙ Leaders who struggle with complex words with ‘e’ like collaborative, Elon, synergy, efficiency, MeToo, coffee, green, revenue ➙ Anyone who's ever written "thought leader" in their bio ➙ Organizations with more chief officers than actual income ➙ Non-designer executives who can’t read or create charts We're not here to change the world, nor to point out why someone's PowerPoint presentation probably won't either.