• Taught reading, writing, arithmetic, bicycling, and basic cooking to two small children.• Designed and implemented a programming language in C# and F#, based on Daan Leijen’s ”Extensible records with scoped labels”.• Wrote an educational game in Lua/LÖVE.• Taught myself to replace a water heater, run a stick welder, install underground conduit to code, change brake pads and rotors, replace parts in a washing machine, resole my shoes, run an industrial sewing machine, use a scythe, teach kids phonics, sing in a barbershop quartet, cook a decent beef stew, make simple 3D CAD drawings, operate a mini-excavator, solder through-hole components, and manage more tasks than ever before.

• Built a HIPAA-compliant health insurance billing application with Go, Docker, Python, MariaDB, gRPC, GraphQL, Kafka, React, and Next.js.• Worked in a cross-functional team with frontend developers and a designer.• Reverse engineered and integrated a customers undocumented API into a Go application, including mocking it as a Node service for testing and documentation.• Extended our authorization system for auditable support intervention on customer accounts.• Designed and built an in-process pub/sub library in Go.• Designed and built an extensible, secure multifactor authentication system for occasional users without fixed credentials.• Instrumented backend code for observability with Honeycomb/OpenTelemetry.

• Fixed bugs and write tests in a large, legacy Go/Ruby/PostgreSQL application.• Integrated third-party web services in a new internal tool using Go and SQLite.

• Revived and expanded a disused web automation framework with C# and Selenium WebDriver.• Set up continuous integration with Visual Studio Team Services.• Managed 3–4 manual testers.• Standardized and documented manual testing protocols.

• Wrote an Elm front end for a cloud-managed digital signage platform.• Redesigned the residents’ Wi-Fi network for a medium-sized apartment complex.• Provided IT support for small businesses.

• Ported marketing dashboards from SAP to Django and Highcharts JS.• Created ad hoc, complex SQL reports of marketing data.• Maintained and monitored daily ETL to integrate data from PostgreSQL, Rocket D3, and CSV files.• Automated inventory data integration from CSV files to SQL database with Python.

• Built a JavaScript canvas-based UI for creating computer lab usage maps.• Provided desktop support for a large variety of personal and staff computers.

• Automated Windows 7 deployments, saving at least one hour per computer.• Evaluated IP cameras, large-format printers, and network access control solutions.• Organized and oversaw pickup of several years' worth of e-waste at no cost to Wolf Trap.• Provided desktop support.

• Developed a resource planner for intramural sports in Adobe Flex (ActionScript 3) and PHP.• Created SQL reports of the department's bug tracker data.

• Developed Drupal theme and modules in PHP, MySQL, FileMaker, JavaScript, and jQuery.• Designed relational database and part of UI for textbook adoption web application.• Maintained a work order management UI in Adobe ColdFusion/CFML.• Automated a common Adobe Acrobat workflow with Acrobat's JavaScript API.