David Hammer Email & Phone Number

A description of me in movie quotes from my two favorite characters."Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.""That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten. [9m, 37s later, doorbell] Hi, I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems.""I asked for a car; I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?""Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better f*cking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen. . . . If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the f*cking car.""I do have a test today. That wasn't b*llshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any 'ism' for that matter. 'Ism's, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an 'ism,' he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

Listed skills include Software Development, Leadership, Testing, and Business Intelligence.