Nicholas Lyons Email & Phone Number

I don’t have much of anything in the way of “professional references” or “credits” or “something of value”, but I can’t just leave you with nothing, so I’ve compiled a list of anecdotal evidence that proves to you that I am, beyond a shadow of a doubt, some sort of person.Among my friends I’m known for being diligent, hard-working, interesting, a joy to be around, wildly un-photogenic, and a pretty decent Mario Kart player. Among my enemies and ex-girlfriends I’m known for the same, except they hate me for it.I once tied for first place in a cake competition for Most Colorful Cake and was expected to share the trophy, but I was able to persuade the other winner into giving up sole custody of the trophy because of how much of a smooth operator I was as at 7 years old.Meritorious, envelope, rotund, newfangled, tornado, and big are just a handful of words that I know (and even some that I don’t - guess which ones!)I’m able to flip an omelette almost all the way over, but I haven’t given up hope on perfecting the proper flip because I strive for eggsellence.If you told me something eleven years ago, chances are I still remember it and agonize over it in the morning while I try to flip my omelette, which, of course, leads me to being distracted and unable to flip it properly, leading to all the filling falling out onto the pan, thus perfectly encapsulating my overall feelings of my life at that precise moment.

Listed skills include Adobe Illustrator, Illustration, Adobe Creative Suite, Adobe Photoshop, and 2 others.

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  School Of Visual Arts