Who am I? 1. A Polymath with an unquenchable thirst for knowledge and an unparallelled ability to engage with any subject on a deep level. Whether the topic of discussion is the use of imitative counterpoint in Brahms' Fourth Symphony, the formal logic structure of the Summa Theologica, the use of multidimension vectors in machine learning, or the cognitive mechanisms that underlie how languages change, I can hold my own against any expert. 2. A Strategic Leader who is able to envision ambitious goals and leverage the strengths of others to orchestrate the emergence of entire divisions and initiatives ex nihilo. My leadership philosophy is built around the concepts of autonomy, excellence, and empowerment. I believe in giving my team the space and freedom to apply their skills and expertise without micromanagement in return for their committment to excellence and never settling for just good enough. 3. A Linguist who is able to apply the decades worth of esoteric linguistic research to inform the development of LLMs and NLP techniques. I am an expert in generative morphosyntax (especially from a cartographic/Nanosyntactic point of veiw), language change, second language acquisition, and linguistic processing, thus affording me a powerful understanding of the nature of human language and communication and the cognitive and social underpinnings that drive its use. 4. A Research Maestro whose modus operandi is to use data and methodology to uncover the truth and yield actionable insights for my clients, employers, and peers. I am innovative and unconventional in my approach to research and have crafted bespoke research designs that implement hermeneutical phenomenology and vignette experimental designs for program evaluation, survey validation, policy research, and market research insights.5. A Baltimore native raised by my great-grandmother instilled with the old school values of working class Polish longshoremen. From this humble background, I combined working class ethics with an ambition to achieve an international education and to rise to the ranks of high culture and society. Today I am fortunate to regularly rub shoulders with top diplomats in Washington DC, to be a benefactor of many classical music organization both on the East Coast and in Europe, and to possess a PhD level education from the best universities in the United States, Britain, and the Netherlands.