See the guy above? That's Fred, the Shopping Cart Guy, one of the many Faces of Fred. Check back regularly to see which Fred is up no good next. Fred has done a whole bunch in his career, keeping a roof over his head & food in his belly. And his belly is big. Yes, Shopping Cart Fred likes dumpsters: not only are the lids instata-roof, but there's boundless free food. When it rains, he gets a shower. Fred sez he likes Jersey dumpsters better than in Long Beach bins, as there's no source of running water in California.The Experience Section has a list of stuff I've done in that career called LIFE, with the approximate years and stoopid commentary in parentheses. Truth is, these achievements in no way define me. What defines me is the creative maelstrom that wells up in my being through music, art, writing, science, history, philosophy, psychology, languages, and just about everything else. Well, everything but math. Math sucks - math is evil. I'm really good at it but I absolutely loath it. That, and I'm rather unhinged with a large butt. These truly help define me. Not the list alone, which is in order of discipline.What I'm looking for is an opportunity to do the following:=> Compose music for video games, movies and commercials. => Write stuff for graphic novels, typeset novels, comedic skits & shorts, poems & songs; epithets, slogans, insults & other quaint but disparaging phrases.=> Draw pictures without using crayons, paint pictures & myself into a corner, design logos & graphics, draw on incomplete analyses, act in sketchy ways, complete with drawing pad.=> Lecture on various education subjects: music, art, literature, languages, history, etc., but not math.=> Perform the many characters developed over the years. Every Fred you meet has a role. And no, I do not have a dissociative, multiple personality disorder. Me & the Freds talked that over & we all agree, except Wino Fred who was drunk.Adesso, vi presento la mente deviata di Cristoforo Falcone!