Ever since I was a young boy living in a rural Montana log cabin with my dad and Pawpaw, I’ve always been fascinated by the education process. They taught me the importance of enlightenment and assistance of others. After the wells dried up and Pawpaw died, my father became a distant and bitter man. Some days, he would fail to muster the courage to get out of bed. Before long, he fell deathly ill. I set out on horseback to find somewhere that might have some relief, as our small village had no pharmacies or medical establishments at all, besides the occasional wandering medicine man. After some time journeying, I came across a Native American community in the mountains. It was there that I learned most of my money management skills, as the locals paid me for acting as a banker (lending of money was frowned upon in their customs). Nearly two winters passed before I was able to return back to my home with what I thought would cure my father of his ailment. He was gone. All of my furnishings had been taken. Devastated, I went into an extended period of shock. Many moons rose and set over my cold, lifeless body, as I only rose two times a day to eat snow and defecate. When the spring melt arrived, I awoke as a new man, revitalized like a tiger who was awoken as a new man with the arrival of the spring melt. I finally realized that I had to put the resources that I was given to use, or the world would pass me by. 40 years laterAfter my short entanglement with the Italian organized crime movement in the southwestern pacific US, I had the money and influence I strived for to achieve my Pawpaws dream of enlightening the common folk. Through my intoxicating charisma, I was able to negotiate the position of Mayor and Professor of the small yet respectable hamlet of Lincoln, California. Though it appeared as a run down old clay mill from the outside, I could see it’s true potential. Profit and prosperity could be the only outcome. Because of my Basque blood, I have naturally had a sense of mineral detection in my blood. Never before had it been so intense. The sheer amount of cobalt lying just beneath the surface of this trashy ghetto was enough to spur the fire within me. In the short time that I’ve managed Lincoln, I’ve turned it into a true paradise. Casinos, swamps, parks, everything that anyone wishing to live the perfect suburban lifestyle could need. I am a god to the citizens of Lincoln. Despite my massive success, I never lost my modesty. Humility and humbleness have always been held in the highest regards as was taught by dear Pawpaw. Msg for + info!
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Mayor And ProfessorLincoln Brotherhood Of Enthusiasts Dec 2022 - PresentLincoln, California, United StatesI am the mayor and professor of Lincoln, California. Always looking to educate and enlighten, I am happy to help youth and elders alike to spread great knowledge. Feel free to reach out if you’re curious about my experiences and lessons!
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