Need a bold bard to beat back bland branding? As a Creative Director and Senior Copywriter, I'm here to make sure your story stands out. With over a decade of experience in copywriting and creative writing, I've learned that the secret to turning heads is to define what people expect and then to march in the opposite direction. All stodgy, clunky, and stale copy must go!My writing style is built around stripping unnecessary jargon and professional obfuscation out of the way. Once the padding is gone, I fill that vacuum with sensory information, analogies, metaphors, and even the occasional parable or fairy tale. The old ways of storytelling carry a weight and momentum that modern lingo lacks.As a Senior Copywriter, I've worked with brands to develop intricate interest funnels that go beyond landing pages and calls to action. By building voices and conversations through case studies, white papers, social media, and blog posts, I charge brands with a three-barreled plasma cannon of depth, character, and authenticity.I'm a Creative Director but before and after that I'm a Creative Writer. I don't consider myself purely technique-driven. I draw from fiction, mythology, even old oral storytelling traditions to produce content with rhythm, eccentricity and flavor. Marketing should be fascinating, not just functional.So, if you're ready to break free from the bland and embrace the bold, I'm your storyteller. Let's make your brand fascinating and have fun with it. Let's tell your story.Results:* Crafted compelling case studies and white papers that contributed to a 25% increase in brand recognition among C-suite executives, establishing the brand as a thought leader in the space.* Developed and implemented creative storytelling marketing initiatives that delivered a 30% increase in website traffic and a boost in lead generation.* Collaborated cross-functionally with programmers and marketers to optimize the company's sales funnel, resulting in a ~15% improvement in sales conversions.* Secured funding exceeding $10 million as a Community Engagement Consultant for the World Health Organization by presenting strategic initiatives and potential resolutions to diverse community groups, mediating discussions to reconcile conflicting interests and to reach consensus.* As an Author for Programming Electronics Academy, wrote a captivating science fiction mystery novel that seamlessly intertwined programming lessons with an immersive episodic narrative.