There’s a cow named after me in Kenya.My photo appeared in a Michael Jackson biography.When I was eight, I started ROB magazine, a monthly publication known for its wit, sophistication, and fart jokes.I once pitched an ad campaign to Jon Bon Jovi. He bought the idea on the spot.I shot baskets in front of Kobe and Shaq.Pro wrestling legend King Kong Bundy said to me, “you’re a very talented man.”I’ve written comedy for the Cartoon Network, The Onion, McSweeney’s, and NPR.Mark Hamill liked one of my Tweets.I was a Disney character where I made the magic happen for an international audience, many of whom wore fanny packs.I’ve sat at Stephen Colbert’s desk. I wrote a short film that was produced by the Upright Citizens Brigade and played in 20,000 theaters across the country.Auditioned for a part in “Rocky Balboa.” Didn’t get it but I did talk to Frank Stallone. Outside a port-a-potty.For seven years, I wrote a syndicated humor column that was praised by NPR, as well as my parents who hung it on the fridge with magnets shaped like fruit. I tweet about creative ideas, brands, content, and 80s pro wrestling at @robbloomcw.I love big ideas, telling stories, and creating work that works. I'm also grateful I've never had to get a real job.