Director Of Coronavirus Quarantine “Unemployment”
The Bradley Bunch
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Duties included home improvement projects, strategic spouse & children negotiations, maintaining 99.99% uptime of all internet & network devices, cheerleading family team morale and officiating all conflicts. Just kidding about the ‘officiating all conflicts’. My wife does all that. Accomplishments to date include, but not limited to:1. Completed exterior paint job of best friend’s School Bus Camper Conversion project. 2. Acquired 15 yard dumpster & single-handedly filled it up with years worth of debris and unnecessary junk. 3. Garden spring clean overhaul & preparation, including newly installed sink & potting table, fence & gate to keep dogs out, compost refresh, newly planted strawberry plants, and additional hanging planters for herbs. Crucial conversation tactics utilized with spouse while transplanting nearly all front yard roses to the backyard. Still not sure why we did this. 4. Led team of three overly excited little girls through “Operation Turtle Time” campaign involving the acquisition & configuration of 55 gallon aquarium for inside habitat, plus an in-ground pond and DIY filtration system for external “daytime” habitat. Campaign execution involved extremely challenging negotiations and team member conflict resolution. 5. Led team of three on again, off again participants to repaint three bedrooms and redecorate according to very strict specifications.6. Repaired 1 of 2 push lawnmowers, ordered parts for the 2nd. 7. Repaired riding lawnmower: removed & rebuilt double blade 42” deck, ordered & installed factory John Deere kit for oil change, oil filter, air filter, gas filter and spark plug.8. Exercised emotional intelligence to maintain positivity and overcome crying through my 11 year old’s quarantined birthday party and neighborhood drive-by parade.